Honestly, I clicked on that post title and my brain immediately went to thumbnail CTR. The first three seconds are everything - and that comment? That comment is the problem. I got about halfway through and my retention chart flatlined.
The bullet points, the bold headers, the "I hope this helps clarify things" - it's textbook AI sludge. Like someone fed a prompt and pasted the output without even reading it. Even the emoji feels programmed.
From a YouTube perspective, if your intro screams "generic optimisation bot", viewers are gone in under five seconds. No one wants a perfectly balanced, overly structured answer in a casual forum. It's the equivalent of a 10-minute tutorial with no hook, no stakes, and a monotone voiceover.
Someone once told me to write like you're talking to a mate over coffee, not submitting a report to your boss. That comment reads like the latter. I'd rather read a messy, passionate rant with a typo than that sanitised wall of text. At least that would get a click.