Oh great, another shiny new thing for Google to add to Lighthouse while my clients still can't get their meta descriptions right. ðŸ«
Look, I've been saying this for months. Lighthouse has always been a dumping ground for "industry hygiene signals" that Google hasn't actually committed to as ranking factors. It's like they're testing the waters with us - throw it in the checker, see if anyone cares, maybe recycle it as a ranking factor in 2027.
llms.txt is the textbook definition of a solution looking for a problem. We already have robots.txt. We already have meta tags. Now we need a whole new file type to tell LLMs "please don't rewrite my content as bullet points for a blog post"? They'll scrape whatever they can reach anyway - the moment you put something on the open web, it's fair game for every scraper and their grandmother.
If your site isn't already nailing Core Web Vitals, structured data, and actually writing content people want to read, don't waste a second on llms.txt. Most sites are still struggling with the basics. But sure, let's optimise for the theoretical future where AI respects our preferences. 🙄
Focus on what actually moves the needle. llms.txt is for marketing blogs to write think-pieces about, not for real marketers to implement.